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oh my god tonight after my dance classes this woman collapsed outside of the nearby bar (yea the location isn’t 10/10 but w/e) and she refused to get up off the ground and my friend, our moms, and our dance teacher stayed to help and stuff (my mom is a nurse.) they didnt want to call 911 immediately bc she had been drinking there for about 5 hours and no one cut her off and the owners thought they would lose their alcohol permit. that bar has a reputation in my town for being really sketchy too, everything felt so stressful and weird. then we found out she was 88 years old and she had this huge bruise on her forehead probably since she tripped off the curb drunkenly. we had to wait for like half an hour for an ambulance too for some reason and the police car that came and the ambulance had no sirens or lights on which i thought was odd. but yeah, pretty intense monday night

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